shopping

Never ever go shopping with a female. EVER

It all started while I offered to buy her flowers. She decided that buying her a room freshner made more sense. I picked up a car freshner and she started her hunt for a room freshner. She wanted to buy the electric freshner. Now there were many brands...airwick....renazit...to name a few. She started picking up different refills and smelling them. She liked one which was non electric... rain garden something...She was doing all the complex price calculations in her head... She was looking for good deals... she liked the refills of brand 1 and wanted to know if the refill would fit into the main set of brand 2. Suddenly she noticed the scented candles.... one more variable .... it made this decision process very very complex... we were opening packs and smelling the tiny glass freshners.... also making sure that no one saw us opening these packs... I added to the confusion and told her I might need one for my house.... Now she started looking for deals on twin packs... she would go back again and again to her non electric rain garden freshner which she liked immensly... her heart craved for the non electric but her mind wanted the electric....finally i got bored and picked up one randomly.... she followed suit and picked up the same one...

This whole excercise took about 45 minutes. I knew then that I should have bought her the flowers.