funny seinfeld conversation

JERRY All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

GEORGE Fine.

JERRYThey haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

GEORGE I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

JERRY But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

GEORGEI'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

JERRY[resigned] At least it's show business..

GEORGEBut in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.

JERRYWhat if she's got no interest in you?

GEORGEW--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.