Yesterday barman and I went to Waffle house. I love their cheese and eggs. Spent $8 but what the heck. Our conversation drifted to cars and then barman told me a very funny story of his friend in San Diego

here goes...

This desi friend of his got 7 tickets in a day. The were

1) Stealing a car
2) Driving without a license
3) Ramming the car against another car
4) Hit and run
5) Not stopping his vehicle after being pulled up by the cops
6) Lying to the cops
7) Murder attemp on the cop

Now listen to the real story(our desis version)

He had bought the car for his girlfriend sometime back. So all registration was in his GF's name. He didnt have a US license but he just decided to take the car for a ride. The car papers were unfortunately not in the car. He decided to stop someplace and parked it for a while. When he was reversing he accelerated a bit too much and his car rammed the car standing behind. He found that driver of the car behind didnt show any frustration - like in India, He didnt even make an atempt to beat him up. Our desi felt all was right and drove off. The driver of the other car thought our desi was drunk and wanted to avoid confrontation so he called up the cops. Now 4 cop cars started following our desi... our desi thought they were in an emergency and moved over to the left lane ... like we do in India. But the left lane here is the faster lane and the cops got alarmed that the desi was attempting to escape. The cornered the car and bought it to a stop. Our desi realised that he was in deep shit. The cops pointed their guns at him and told hin to come out of the car with his hands behind his head. Our desi was so worried that he forgot to put the car in neutral and the car moved forward and was about to ram into the cop who was standing in front of it when the cop jumped.....It was a murder attempt on the cop....

Our desi was taken into custody.... and had to appear in court with a "pretty good lawyer" as he was told to save his skin.

I was laughing my guts out after hearing this...

till later